Pretend someone in your family is without a doubt on Santa's naughty list this year and deserves nothing.
Now also factor in that giving nothing is a non option because that would be awkward off the scales when everyone else opens their presents and they don't get anything.
What do you get them?
(Hint: it's my sister. She wants an iPod touch, hahahahahahah.
Also, I've gotten her some charcoal pencils, I'm hoping she'll catch my drift. That's not really enough though.)